timmy turner is the worst piece of shit in the history of animated cartoons.let me explain this shit to you. His only problems in life are his shitty babysitter and his parents not paying attention to him. Let me tell you this right now there are kids without parents or who are starving to death and they don’t have fairy god parents or shit like that but yet timmy has living parents food a nice bed and fucking fairies and still manages to be all upset about his first world life okay. okay timmy you piece of shit. if i knew this kid in real life he’d be dead id punch him square in the face. CHESTER DOESNT HAVE A MOM AND LIVES IN A TRAILER WHERE THE FUCK ARE HIS FAIRIES BUTCH HARMAN. HUH. Don’t even get me started on how much of a mary sue this kid is. yeah he gets bad grades but only because his teachers insane because his teacher lost his fairies BECAUSE OF TIMMY. TIMMY RUINED HIS TEACHERS LIFE AND STILL COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW MEAN HIS TEACHER IS. FUCK YOU TIMMY. YOU KNOW MAYBE IF YOU TALKED TO MR CROCKER OR VICKY THEY WOULDNT BE SO MEAN TO YOU. MAYBE IF YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH VICKY YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO BE SCARED OF HER.
THIS SHOW IS CROC SHIT. KIDS ARE STARVING TO DEATH AND YET TIMMY THIS FIRST WORLD MIDDLE CLASS WHITE CIS BOY GETS NOT ONE BUT TWO FAIRIES. AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON REMY. WHAT THE FUCK. AND TIMMY IS SO SELFISH. HE COULD CHANGE THE WORLD, HE COULD STOP WARS HE COULD WISH HIS PARENTS WOULD PAY ATTENTION TO HIM, HE COULD WISH VICKY WAS NICE BUT HE DOESN”T HE WISHED FOR WATER TO TURN TO GELATIN BECAUSE HES JUST AS MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE AS VICKY. FUCK YOU TIMMY FUCKING TURNER. HALF THE TIME HES LIKE “OH NOT DA RULES I WANT TO WISH AGAINST DA RULES” FUCK ‘DA RULES’. THE WASNT EVEN SPELT RIGHT THESE ARE MAGICAL BEINGS AND YOU CANT EVEN SPELL THE FUCK YOU FAIRLY ODD PARENTS AND FCUK JORDAN VON STRANGLE FOR GIVING A STUPID TEN YEAR OLD FUCKING MAGIC FAIRIES
AND YOURE PROBABLY WONDERING DOUGLAS WHY ARE MAKING THIS SUBMISSION NUMBER ONE READ THE ABOVE NUMBER TWO BECAUSE FUCK TIMMY TURNER AND FUCK NICKELOEN.
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
I’d find that kid and return his friend to him with the good news.
I wanted to but the it box it came in (with the return address) accidentally got taken out to the burn pit before I could write it down. My only hope is for this post to go insanely viral and her hear about it and that he did his job, which was helping me do mine.
i tried to sell a childrens book on different cultures around the world at a yard sale and the tumblr police raided it saying cultural appropriation wasn’t allowed. they burned the book and started smashing everything else there while hissing and spitting on anything that moved. after everything was broken they called my grandmother a “cis fuckwad” and left. i demand answers
The amount of notes concerns me
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective
OK DID ANYONE ELSES SCHOOL SYSTEM DO THAT THING WHERE THE TEACHER GOES *clap clap clapclapclap* AND EVERYBODY DOES IT BC TODAY MY TEACHER DID THAT AND EVERYONE INSTINCTIVELY DID IT AND WE’RE FUCDING SOPHOMORES
It gets attention faster and more effectively than shouting for people to be quiet does.
Don’t do it in a band room… it will get very complex and entertain us for like ten minutes.
this cat is chubby halloween
THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON
KIITTY TONGE KITTY TONEUG KTTY TONGUE
THIS KITTY IS SAURON.
I reblog this cat every year around Halloween time. I am ready.
Every. Single. Person. Who reblogs this by October 31st. Will receive a happy little uplifting paragraph in their ask box if they have one. A unique one. If not I will make a post and tag them in it.
Get reblogging ;D
Black Teen With White Parents Mistaken For Burglar, Assaulted By Cops In His Own Home
‘Put your hands on the door, I was like, ‘For what? This is my house.’ Police pointed at photos of white people hanging on the wall and told him that he was lying.
A North Carolina teen was recently assaulted and pepper sprayed by police in his own home, after he was mistaken for a burglar. 18-year-old DeShawn Currie has been living with foster parents Ricky and Stacy Tyler in Wake County, North Carolina for about a year.
The Tylers love DeShawn as their own son and they have taken him into their home, in hopes to provide him the safe and loving environment that he needs to thrive in the most important years of his life.
Unfortunately, some of the Tyler’s neighbors were not familiar with the family dynamics of the home, and decided to call the police to report a burglary when they saw the young man entering his home after school one day. DeShawn did not climb through a window or struggle to get inside, but simply walked through the unlocked door of the home. The only thing that actually made his neighbors suspicious, was the color of his skin.
When police arrived on the scene they treated DeShawn like a criminal without asking any questions.
“They was like, ‘Put your hands on the door, I was like, ‘For what? This is my house.’ I was like, ‘Why are y’all in here?” DeShawn said in an interview.
When DeShawn asked the officers why they were in his home, they pointed at photos of white people hanging on the wall and told him that he was lying.
“I’m feeling comfortable, I had moved into my room, and I’m feeling like I’m loved. And then when they come in and they just profile me and say that I’m not who I am. And that I do not stay here because there was white kids on the wall, that really made me mad,” DeShawn later told reporters.
During the entire altercation, police were shouting profanity at the young man, and pointing multiple guns at his face. When DeShawn stood firm and insisted that he was in fact in his own home, police attacked him with pepper spray.
When Stacy Tyler came home from work she saw her son DeShawn in the driveway being treated by paramedics for the injuries that police had inflicted.
“My 5-year-old last night, she looked at me and said, ‘Mama I don’t understand why they hated our brother, and they had to come in and hurt him,” Stay Tyler told reporters.
“Everything that we’ve worked so hard for in the past years was stripped away yesterday in just a matter of moments,” father Ricky Tyler added.
The police department has defended their actions, saying that that DeShawn did not obey the officer’s orders to the letter, despite the fact that they were intruders in his home and had no right to be there barking orders at him.
Now this is something to bring attention to.
OOOHHH MYYYY GGGGOOOODDDDD