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omgahalucinatorypieceofbaconblog:

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob


IT GOT BETTER

omgahalucinatorypieceofbaconblog:

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

IT GOT BETTER

qrieves:

My phones working it feels so good to use this shitty app on my bomb-ass iPhone instead of a shitty samsung 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃👌👌👌👌👌 (Those are emojis in case you deprived pop-tart-lookin samsung users out there are wondering)

Samsung released am update to support emojis

Aka I see those in full color and shit

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

waluigiappearsnonetheless:

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE FLOATING WALUIGI HEAD OF FORTUNE! YOU MUST REBLOG WITHIN 69 SECONDS OR WALUIGI WILL VISIT YOU AND CALL YOU A LOSER!

waluigiappearsnonetheless:

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE FLOATING WALUIGI HEAD OF FORTUNE! YOU MUST REBLOG WITHIN 69 SECONDS OR WALUIGI WILL VISIT YOU AND CALL YOU A LOSER!

stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

romano-aru:

whovian2711:

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

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And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

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So we tried it from a different angle and

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I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

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NOT A DAY PASSES WHEN I DON’T LAUGH AT THIS

themilkmardfilmoreinourstars:

themilkmardfilmoreinourstars:

GIVEAWAY THING WOO
Hey friends so i have a paying job and i once got a pizza from a person on the internet so heres the deal
YOU GET
A PIZZA FROM WHATEVER PLACE YOU WANT 
that’s it that’s what you get but it’s a free pizza with whatever you want on it from wherever 
you don’t have to be following me but you know 
random selection in a generator
likes to bookmark but only reblogs count as an entry don’t be obnoxious
 Ends August August 15th and winner will be messaged on the 16th so have your ask box open 
so basically you also have to be willing to tell me your address so i can order it so if you’re under 18, ask your parents first lmao 
ONLY U.S. RESIDENTS!!!!!

bringing this back

themilkmardfilmoreinourstars:

themilkmardfilmoreinourstars:

GIVEAWAY THING WOO

Hey friends so i have a paying job and i once got a pizza from a person on the internet so heres the deal

YOU GET

  • A PIZZA FROM WHATEVER PLACE YOU WANT 

that’s it that’s what you get but it’s a free pizza with whatever you want on it from wherever 

  • you don’t have to be following me but you know 
  • random selection in a generator
  • likes to bookmark but only reblogs count as an entry don’t be obnoxious
  •  Ends August August 15th and winner will be messaged on the 16th so have your ask box open 
  • so basically you also have to be willing to tell me your address so i can order it so if you’re under 18, ask your parents first lmao 

ONLY U.S. RESIDENTS!!!!!

bringing this back

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

reblog for a poorly drawn mermaid version of ur icon

ghoulgender:

like this lmao

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submissions will be posted to mercurygender and you’ll be notified when they’re done B)

earthdad:

princedollyjellyfish:

ohsocialjustice:

A very good way of going about explaining this issue. It’s good to see something positive come from Tumblr.

HOLY SHIT. THIS. THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE. SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT MEN VS WOMEN. @_@

this is literally so important